TGIT Continued....

• Devise brilliant plan with significant other ensuring he gets an accident report stating he was in fact not just late, but in an accident at 8:15 this morning, this being his reason for not making it to the exam in time ✓
• Having college agree to let him take the exam in a few days and thereby actually giving him a few extra days to study ✓
• Having to spend a total of 3 hours stuck in the car either in traffic or while waiting for the accident report in 40 degrees (Celsius) heat ✓
• Looking more like something the dog spat out than ever ✓
• Feeling bad for being part of this brilliant albeit not quite honest plan, but also feeling too guilt ridden to not be part of it (wtf is wrong with me?!)✓
• Being snapped at afterwards for not insisting the time on the report states 8:15 instead of the actual time of 1:13 pm (even though there is a comment in the report saying the accident really took place at 8:15) ✓
• Being given the impression that it is an absolute matter of life or death to have that report printed out asap and being asked to call as soon as report is available online ✓
• Being ignored when calling to report that report is available ✓
• Being hung up on when calling to report that report is available ✓
• Being told poor poor darling significant other is sick and sleeping and do I NOT GET THE POINT and being hung up on again (regardless of the fact that poor poor me is also tired and sick but NOT at home in bed, instead sitting behind my desk at work as I will be doing for the next 4 - 5 hours) ✓
• Feeling like I am dating a prized idiot but wondering if its not me who is the prized idiot for putting up with it ✓
• Making excuses for crappy behavior on his side because well...I do know what he's like and he does have his good sides, lots of them ✓
• Still feeling like a prized idiot ✓

I vote to implement WIWSW (Wish It Was Still Wednesday) or alternatively WIWWA (Wish It Was Wednesday Again).