Would I believe myself?

So last night, after two not so fun nights/days with the significant other, I went to sleep around midnight...and woke up at 3:25 a.m., to find 9 missed calls and two text messages, stating a) that he knows im in town and b)that i'm out clubbing. Now first to explain the "in town" statement: I live about 30 minutes from what we consider town. Then to explain the 9 missed calls....I never miss calls. Usually I can be in a coma-like sleep and I will still here my phone ring. Now I dont know if the universe or whoever just thought it would be one great cosmic joke to make me miss not just one, or two, but nine calls, but I did. So I go and call back from my housephone to prove that I am indeed home, because that should prove it right? Wrong! Because according to him, since its been over an hour that he started calling me, I could very easily have left town, gone home and called him from the housephone. To make matters worse, he is CONVINCED he saw me in town. He was driving by with his friend and saw me somewhere, and thought I'd call when I'm done, but not only did I not call, I also just "ignored" his calls. Now I know he couldnt have seen me, because I hadnt been in town all day, and I was in my bed and asleep when he was calling. Also, I a) am unfortunately not capable of ignoring more than one of his calls and then I still call back after about 2 minutes because I cant handle not answering, no matter how angry I am, and b) I always let him know when I'm in town, and c) he never has cared what I do or dont do so I have no reason to lie about having been in town and finally d)I've been busting my butt trying to help him with stuff and I'm not doing that because I have nothing better to do, I'm doing that because I care, because I'm nice, and because due to certain issues in the past, I feel the need to prove myself, that I am capable of doing good things. .....so with all those things combined, to me, logically, it doesnt even make sense that I would ignore his calls. Nor does it make sense that I'd miss out on a potential chance to see him, nor does it make any sense that I'd put myself in a potentially monumental fuck-up position where i'd not only go into town and lie about it but also be sneaky and deceptive and ignore 9 calls, because if I did that, then everything I've been doing, all the shit I've been taking, would have been for nothing. And no one likes doing things for nothing. But no matter what I said, and no matter how often I appealed to him to use logic, he of course wouldn't believe me. And the biggest reason why he wont believe me is "he saw me". Now I wonder....if I was convinced I'd seen him, or anyone else for that matter, even just in passing...and that person never ignored/missed my calls, and I called...9 times, and they didnt answer...would I believe them that they were at home and in bed? Probably not. FML, why cant I just have nice, normal, enjoyable weekends?